Rocks_the_Keys:
noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox
Rocks_the_Keys:
anyone know how to play .avi movies on a wii?
Keevan:
put a laptop on top of the wii
Maneko:
what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
Kojispruke:
You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
— Demetri Martin
May 16
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
— Chris Pirillo
It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn’t have written it!
— Mark Andreesen, speaking of the HTML tag BLINK
Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren’t doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they’re sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head.
— Charles M. Strauss
Mar 18
want. this.
Mar 05
I have no clue wtf this is all about but all I know is that today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.