August 2011
1 post
“Something that I really believe helped me get started smoothly was, frankly, my...”
– Developing Android apps: it’s really not so bad!
July 2011
1 post
“terbiasa jadi mediocre jadi bikin takut mimpi tinggi2”
February 2011
1 post
“Having a good start doesn’t mean we’ll get the finish line faster....”
January 2011
1 post
“We have good-looking face that looks good on that book”
– Why is Facebook so popular in Indonesia?
December 2010
1 post
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not;...”
– Calvin Coolidge
November 2010
2 posts
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if...”
– Brian Kernighan
October 2010
1 post
August 2010
5 posts
jspath: woohoo perl 5.10 and // !
abryan: hey jim are you using the // operator?
abryan: I've been avoiding using any 5.10 features... but I guess we can start since we're running it most everywhere now
ben_alman: i use the // operator in javascript
ben_alman: whenever i encounter some of jim's code
ben_alman: i just use that operator and everything works again
“If you have a problem and think to yourself… “I can solve that with...”
<&||bass> GODDAMNIT
<&||bass> i’m searching for how to do something in java
<&||bass> i just checked in google
<&||bass> you know what the results are?
<&||bass> me posting in various forms asking how to fucking do it
source
“Let’s be honest. “Sent from my iPhone” really means “I’m not going to bother to...”
– Matt from 37signals
Bulan Puasa: Membalas Niat Buruk dengan yang Baik...
aku: ngapain loe, serius amat?
dia: ini ada yang minta tolong
aku: kirim pulsa?
dia: iya
aku: cuekin aja kali
dia: siapa tau kejadian beneran kan? kalo gini gue jadi tenang
aku: emang lu kirim apaan sih?
dia: "Pak/Bu. coba tlp 115 (SAR) atau 129 (posko bencana), atau 112 juga nomor darurat. Ga perlu pulsa. Gratis. Smg tmnnya msh bisa t'tolong ya."
July 2010
2 posts
“Anyone who understands systems will know immediately that optimizing parts is...”
– The Velluvial Matrix (via Instapaper) (via dreamer3)
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what...”
– Stephen King (via imajes and many others) (via dreamer3, cigarettesandgreentea)
January 2010
1 post
September 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
May 2009
7 posts
Rocks_the_Keys: noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox
Rocks_the_Keys: anyone know how to play .avi movies on a wii?
Keevan: put a laptop on top of the wii
Maneko: what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
Kojispruke: You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.
“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought,...”
– Demetri Martin
“Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it...”
– Chris Pirillo
“It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn’t have...”
– Mark Andreesen, speaking of the HTML tag BLINK
“Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren’t doing anything. One of the...”
– Charles M. Strauss
March 2009
2 posts
“I have no clue wtf this is all about but all I know is that today, my girlfriend...”
– zerosec.ws
January 2009
1 post
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...”
– Ellen Goodman (via linzyxxxxx) (via eons) (via kappachan)
December 2008
4 posts
“Pringles are clever.
they’re like… self regulating.
if you...”
– http://qdb.us/141669
November 2008
8 posts
WatchI always heart LEGO
~bati: how is that thing called
~bati: where some fat chicks takes a photo of herself where only face is shown
~bati: or taken from some fucked up angle so she doesn't look ugly?
p00h: myspace
“I really find the whole notion of Linux as being “against Microsoft”...”
– Linus on Black and White
October 2008
1 post
Revoking Bookworm Status
I think I need to revoke my bookworm status. I haven’t finished any book in the past two months :( It’s not I don’t like books anymore, but now I prefer to sit in front of my computer and write some codes instead when I have some extra time. I can’t even remember the last book I read. And by read I mean finish it. I failed to finish the book, even the one that could be...
May 2008
2 posts
“Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.”
“To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two...”
– Robert Copeland
April 2008
3 posts
“The problem with being Democrat is that if you vote for Obama, you’re...”
– Guillotine
QDB #853345
DaMouse: HP should make weaponry
zid`: nah
zid`: the ammo would cost more than the gun
QDB #857335
Sam: So, that £5 gorgeous sketchbook I bought today? I sit down to do the first page thinking "Oh wow, this is gonna be awesome - I'm gonna fill it with great drawings and keep it forever" and all that shit.
Sam: Open the book, thick black ink pen in hand and say "Right, what shall I put on the first page?... Hm, a nice "SKETCHBOOK" with doodles around will do while I wait for inspiration"
Sam: I get to "SKETH" and realise I've missed out a C
Sam: My heart stops - my lip trembles... Do I rip out the page? No! I'll improvise - I'll turn that C into a H with stripes! Yeah, that works.
Sam: Okay, now I can carry on
Sam: I finish writing it and have a look at my handiwork
Sam: and then I see it
Sam: "SKETCBOOK"
Sam: Fuck
January 2008
1 post
“Do you have experience in the [B]usiness [U]nderstanding of [L]anguage and...”
– jimbojw on How Do I Become an IT/IS Manager?
June 2007
3 posts
Poor Pluto →
he’s alone now …
Two Rights Make A Wrong
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. “In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.” “However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up. “Yeah, right.” Taken from Funny Emails